Morning Digestion – 9-5-19: WHAT DID THE PRESIDENT’S SHARPIE KNOW AND WHEN DID IT KNOW IT? THE GREAT SHARPIE SCANDAL EXPLODES.

Hey Mr. President, we caught you making the hurricane Dorian bigger than it actually is, because we’re investigative reporters and we know you have a guilty sharpie.

Seriously.

The List&Links

TRUMP:The sharpie scandal: Did the President change the cone of danger for the fuck of it?https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/04/us/politics/trump-hurricane-alabama-sharpie.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Alabama dammit!https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-continues-to-push-erroneous-claim-about-alabama-as-dorian-lashes-carolinas/2019/09/05/325d7de2-cfd7-11e9-8c1c-7c8ee785b855_story.html

The hawks want him to hit Iran. Will he?https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/04/magazine/iran-strike-israel-america.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

His wall would run through a south Texas retirement community.https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/05/us/border-wall-brownsville-texas.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

New trade talks with Chinahttps://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/04/business/us-china-trade-talks.html?action=click&module=Latest&pgtype=Homepage

Still whining about Trump getting his wall.https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/pentagon-tells-congress-which-projects-it-will-defund-to-pay-for-trumps-wall/2019/09/04/5b2a50fe-cf34-11e9-9031-519885a08a86_story.html

Hey NBC why don’t you fire that Messing mess?https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-suggests-nbc-fire-will-and-grace-actress-debra-messing/2019/09/05/1f6f9d54-cfe2-11e9-8c1c-7c8ee785b855_story.html

Tomorrow job report may show deepening slowdownhttps://www.wsj.com/articles/watch-fridays-jobs-report-for-signs-of-a-deepening-slowdown-11567675802?mod=hp_major_pos3

POLITICS:Sensenbrenner quitting. Dems say Repub stampede out. No. He’s done 40 years.https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/rep-sensenbrenner-who-has-served-for-40-years-wont-seek-reelection/2019/09/04/facde72e-cf61-11e9-b29b-a528dc82154a_story.html

Joe Biden to pull out of fund raiser hosted by oil and gas exec, see belowhttps://nypost.com/2019/09/05/joe-biden-may-pull-out-of-fundraiser-hosted-by-fossil-fuel-exec/

The climate summit went badly for Bidenhttps://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/09/04/cnn-climate-forum-biden-228035

CLIMATE:CNN’s climate bore a thon: young people grill the candidateshttps://www.nytimes.com/live/2019/democrats-climate-town-hall/highlights-2020-climate-change?action=click&module=News&pgtype=Homepage

Isn’t Burning Man the opposite of taking care of the earth?https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/05/upshot/paul-romer-burning-man-nobel-economist.html?action=click&module=Well&pgtype=Homepage&section=Business

HONG KONG:Something about the U.S. being involved.https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/05/world/asia/china-hong-kong-protests.html?action=click&module=News&pgtype=Homepage

BRITS:Boris Parliament Brexit something.https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/05/world/europe/uk-brexit-elections-johnson-corbyn.html?action=click&module=Well&pgtype=Homepage&section=World%20News

#METOOIf yoo even knew Jeffrey Epstein you’re fucked. 1000 people connected to him. Uhh….So?https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/04/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-case-address-book.html?action=click&module=Well&pgtype=Homepage&section=New%20York

A good example of the above.https://nypost.com/2019/09/05/british-actress-distraught-over-being-linked-to-jeffrey-epsteins-inner-circle/

SJW:SF Board of Supes passed resolution declaring NRA domestic terror orghttps://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/09/04/san-francisco-just-passed-resolution-calling-nra-domestic-terrorist-organization/

It was unanimoushttps://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/SF-supervisors-declare-NRA-a-domestic-terrorist-14412974.php

WTF:Friends is turning 25. Do people still watch it?https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/05/arts/television/friends-tv-show.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

Soda will kill you. Diet soda will kill you too.https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/09/04/it-doesnt-matter-if-its-sugary-or-diet-new-study-links-all-soda-an-early-death/

Feds think dive boat capt should have gone down with his ship.https://nypost.com/2019/09/04/feds-grill-captain-of-doomed-california-boat-conception/

Crewman thinks cell phone charging station started the fire.https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2019-09-05/what-caused-fire-aboard-the-conception

the $1 thrift shop vase worth $100khttps://nypost.com/2019/09/05/vase-bought-for-1-at-thrift-shop-could-be-worth-100000/

Burning Man is an abominationhttps://www.sfgate.com/living/article/Burning-Man-2019-sunrise-photographs-dust-storm-14399019.php

One Reply to “Morning Digestion – 9-5-19: WHAT DID THE PRESIDENT’S SHARPIE KNOW AND WHEN DID IT KNOW IT? THE GREAT SHARPIE SCANDAL EXPLODES.”

  1. Everybody’s stalking the NRA. Now SF has declared it a “Terrorist Organization” (does that make me an 80-year old terrorist?). I just wish some bright reporter would ask one of these supervisors of SF—and any of the other government officials around the country who hail this as a good idea—what they would label ANTIFA, Calypso Louie Farrakhan’s Nation of Islam and Sharpton’s NAN…but ANTIFA specifically… You wouldn’t know California anymore, John….

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